mystery at the pool

(photo: Reuters)

Silvio Berlusconi, the prime minister of Italy, is in some hot water for his bumpin’ summer pool parties. But I think the real scandal is what happened to one of his guests:

One photo shows an obviously aroused nude man who is identified as Mirek Topolanek, former prime minister of the Czech Republic. “It is me in the photo,” he told journalists, then claimed that the photo had been “altered” but did not specify in what way.

First mystery: in what way was the photo “altered?” I’m guessing to make him look less tan. And that’s just shameful.