Overheard on the bus, near bellevue

• Old Woman: How's your head today?
• Young Man: Well, my damn vision's came back, so I'm feelin good!
• OW: That's good.
• YM: Hey, look at this. [pulls out a bag of watches]. It's the goddamn president and his wife, Michelle.
• OW: It's beautiful.
• YM: I'll give you a deal. Five dollars. And now you'll know what damn time it is!
• OW: [laughing] Ooooh, if this doesn't work I'll knock you off your bicycle!